If you have nothing better to do than try and shoot raccoons at midnight during the week, I feel like you might have this kind of thing coming...
A man in Colorado Springs shot himself in the leg around midnight this morning after he told cops that he was "attempting to shoot a raccoon on a telephone pole, with his revolver handgun, and accidentally shot himself in the lower leg."
Luckily his injuries are not life-threatening, but he is facing a citation.
Meanwhile, guess who got away without a scratch or any trouble from the cops...