Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of a woman who was trying to make the bed, but her husband wouldn't get up, so she called the police...
July 2nd, 9:30 p.m.: A caller in the 100 block of 12th Street wanted her husband removed from the home because he wouldn’t get off the bed so that she could make it. She was told it was not a police issue.