Back in the late 90's or early 2000's the Barenaked Ladies had a hit song called "If I Had a Million Dollars," and in it they talked about buying a monkey if they had the money. Turns out to own a monkey in Fort Collins right now you actually need no money.
A Craigslist ad was posted today offering a free marmoset monkey. It reads:
I am losing my home due to hard times. And cannot care for this little love of my life. If anybody would be interested in taking this sweet little monkey off my hands please let me know but it must go to a good home.
Beware, there have been Craigslist scams before, but if this is true and you get this little guy you have to let me come over and play with him for letting you know about this!