Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the fast food worker who didn't wash his hands, got asked to do so, and then tried to fight the person who asked him...
Jan. 12, 1:15 p.m.: Police received a call from a fast-food restaurant in the 2700 block of 11th Avenue. The caller asked an employee at the restaurant to wash his hands, and the employee threatened to fight the caller.
A quick Google Maps search showed me that there are two fast food joints in that area, Burger King and Jimmy Johns, just in case you were wondering where this guy may be fondling your food after fondling his you-know-what...