You have surely seen one of those chocolate fountains at a wedding or maybe at the Golden Corral, but if you have ever looked at one and thought "hmmm, I'd like to put my favorite dressing in that thing instead," you are in luck!
Hidden Valley has launched a merch website that includes a ranch fountain. Yes, a fountain of ranch dressing that you can stick anything you want in, and have it come out covered in rich, ranchy goodness.
The fountain will cost you $100, but it comes with "a year’s worth of Hidden Valley Original Ranch." The fine print says that a year's worth is actually just a dozen 36 ounce bottles. Still, that just about pays for the machine right there.