Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the man who got naked in his car...
Feb. 9th, 8 p.m.: Police received a call from the 400 block of 10th Street. The caller reported a man sitting in a car in the nude, "acting crazy" and changing his clothes. The caller estimated the car had been there for three hours.
First off, please change your clothes behind clothes doors. Secondly, if you do choose to get naked in your car outside of my house or work, just know I will not wait three hours before calling the cops...