Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the dog that climbed a fence, and got "stuck" in the neighbors backyard while humping their dog.
April 11th, 4:15 p.m.: Police received a call from the 300 block of 17th Avenue. The caller reported a neighbor's Chihuahua had climbed into the caller's yard. The caller's dog began "humping the neighbor dog" and, the caller said, the dog was now "stuck."
I am a little confused here... Was the dog stuck in the backyard, or was it stuck on the other dog? I mean this story could be a whole lot more interesting if it's the latter!