Five years ago, several parents rushed their kids to emergency rooms nationwide with what they thought was blood in their stools. Nope: It turned out their bright red feces was brought on by the red dye in Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
Well, earlier this week Cheetos debuted Flamin’ Hot Chipotle Ranch Cheetos, which uses the same food dye, which prompted Consumerist to remind readers of Frito Lay’s red-dye doo-doo crisis of 2012.
Not to mention these things probably burn coming out also... I think I'll pass!