Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the eyeball someone found in a bathroom trashcan.
May 6th, 6 p.m.: Police received a call from the 2800 block of 6th Street. The caller said there was blood and an eyeball in a trash can in a nearby bathroom. When police investigated, they found neither blood nor eyeballs.
This story is strange, sure, but an eyeball seems rather important, so I highlighted this story because there maybe someone looking for this, you know...