Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the dog named "Meth Lab."
May 11th, 11 a.m.: Police received a call from the 6100 block of 26th Street. The caller believed some neighbors were cooking meth in their garage. The caller told police the garage smelled strange and said the neighbors called their dog "meth lab."
First of all, I hope this is all a hoax or a miscommunication, but if it's not the fastest way for people to find out you do/cook meth is to name your dog Meth Lab... Drugs are bad!