Is the Zombie Apocalypse Starting in Greeley, Colorado?

Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the hearse leaking black goo. 

May 17th, 10 a.m.: Police received a call from the 1000 block of 13th Street. The caller reported a black hearse parked across the street leaking "nasty black goo."

Had this been a normal car I would not worry, but black goo coming out of a hearse seems a little sketchy to me. What could it be? 

See the rest of this week's Cop Log here.

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