Amazon Prime Day is upon us, which has compelled Gizmodo to comb the vast website for the very worst “deals” on useless goods.
Below are some highlights, along with a bit of the website’s commentary about each gem:
- Dishwasher Magnet Clean/Dirty Sign: People, just look at the dishes. Are they dirty?
- Six Wooden Eggs in a Carton. It’ll now cost you $15.39 plus shipping to thoroughly disappoint your child.
- $2 Bill Layered in Gold for $15.96. You save $3.99; that’s almost two $2 bills.
- Selfie’s Singles Hazelnut Coconut and Caramel Single Cup Coffee: Is there anything more annoying than a K-cup coffee pod called Selfie’s?
- Health Plus Heart Cleanse Capsules: Nothing will ever cleanse your heart until you admit what you’ve done.
- Predator Bundle on Blu-Ray: Get one-and-a-half good movies for the price of two.
- Perky Jerky Turkey: If you call your product Perky Jerky and its not caffeinated jerky, you’re misleading people.