I heard the rumors that my favorite fast food joint was giving away free chicken sandwiches today, so I ran to Chick-fil-A at lunch only to get a rude awakening.
You don't just get a free sandwich... You have to dress like a cow, and then you get a free sandwich.
The fried-chicken chain is offering a free entrée — which includes chicken sandwiches, chicken nuggets, and more — to anyone dressed in "cow attire," which can be a full costume or simply a cow-themed accessory, like a handbag... Because you know, we all have cow themed stuff laying around...