Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the early morning streaker.
June 1st, 8 a.m.: Police received a call from the 2700 block of Reservoir Road. The caller said at 5 a.m. that morning, for the second morning in a row, a man ran down the road completely naked.
It may be easy to think that no one else is up at that time of day, but trust me, there are some, and NO ONE wants to see those things that early in the morning!!