Greeley Woman Poops in Laundry Room, Throws It At Someone's Door

Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the woman who not only went number two in the laundry room, but then also proceeded to throw her poop at someone's apartment door. 

July 14, 2:30 a.m.: Police received a call from the 2300 block of 16th Street. The caller reported a woman in an apartment complex threw a bag of "human feces" at an apartment door. The caller said the woman stepped out of a laundry room, where she "did her business."

At least she was kind enough to put it in a bag and not throw the poop by itself... Just sayin'! 

See the rest of this week's Cop Log here.

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