Super Bowl 52 was amazing, so it won't be remembered for any of the commercials. At $5 million for 30 seconds, that's gotta hurt. Overall, humor and parody barely edged out emotional and political stuff.
(You can see USA Today's ranking of ALL the commercials here.)
Here's what stood out:
1. One of the best 'commercials' was actually just a promo for the NFL. They had Eli Manning and Odell Beckham, Jr. of the Giants practice a touchdown celebration . . . which turned out be the "I've Had The Time of My Life" dance routine from "Dirty Dancing", complete with "the lift."
2. Tide was all over the Super Bowl this year, with a series of ads featuring David Harbour . . . he plays the cop Jim Hopper on "Stranger Things". The first commercial started out as a car ad, then a beer ad, then a perfume ad . . . and just kept going.
It became a series of short, funny, mini-parodies of other kinds of commercials. But since everyone's clothes were spotless, the catchphrase was "it's a Tide ad." At the end, Harbor asked, "Does this make every Super Bowl ad a Tide ad?" Very meta.
And they kept it going. At different times during the game, what looked like a Mr. Clean commercial, an Old Spice ad, or a drug ad, were just spoofs. Maybe this will distract everyone from the bad publicity of the "Tide Pod challenge"?
3. Another clever parody was the fake trailer for the "Crocodile Dundee" sequel, with Danny McBride and Chris Hemsworth. But it was just a commercial for Australian tourism. Although it did have a cameo from the real Crocodile Dundee, Paul Hogan.
4. Jeep used the celebrity factor in a cool way. They had Jeff Goldbum re-enact the famous chase scene from the first "Jurassic Park", where they drive away from a T-Rex. But he was actually just daydreaming in a Jeep dealership. It was a good tie-in to all the "Jurassic World" trailers during the game too.
5. M&M's had Danny DeVito as an M&M that becomes human, and runs around telling everyone to "eat me." Did anyone else feel weird letting their kids watch that one?
6. Michelob Ultra had fun with the whole celebrity cameo thing. It was a two-parter, where Chris Pratt got all buff to play the spokesperson for Michelob Ultra. But it turned out he'd only landed a role as an EXTRA.
So in the second part, he stood in the background while a series of regular Americans sang an ode to beer called "I Like Beer". And it was actually a pretty catchy song.
7. A lot of people liked the Amazon Alexa ad where Alexa lost her voice. Jeff Bezos had a bunch of celebrities fill in, like Gordon Ramsay, Cardi B, Rebel Wilson from "Pitch Perfect", and Anthony Hopkins. But it didn't go as planned. The scene where Rebel Wilson tried to 'set the mood' for a guy's party by talking dirty was hilarious.
8. Then there was the lip synch rap battle between Peter Dinklage from "Game of Thrones" and Morgan Freeman, repping Doritos and Mountain Dew. Dinklage did the Busta Rhymes verse from "Look at Me Now" by Chris Brown. And Morgan Freeman did "Get Ur Freak On" by Missy Elliott.
It worked because they're the two celebrities LEAST likely to engage in a lip synch rap battle. And because everything Morgan Freeman does is cool. But one thing could have made this one of the best Super Bowl commercials EVER . . . if those two guys had actually rapped. How cool would that have been?
9. We also loved the commercial for Rocket Mortgage, where Keegan-Michael Key took confusing stuff and translated it into everyday language . . . like pretentious hairdresser-speak, pretentious vegetarian food, rap lyrics, and dating profiles.
10. Did anyone care about the big "Game of Thrones" style" Bud Knight finish to Bud Light's "Dilly Dilly" ad campaign? Seems like a lot of time and money went into forcing the phrase "Dilly Dilly" into popular culture. Did it work? Let's hope not.
11. Some people had issues with the Dodge Ram commercial "Built to Serve," set to a speech by Martin Luther King. First of all, it was confusing because there were 30 seconds of blank screen before it, which turned out to be an equipment failure at NBC.
But then the commercial didn't have anything to do with MLK, or doing good things. Which is a mistake, since some commercials WERE about companies doing good things . . . like Budweiser sending water to Puerto Rico, or Matt Damon and Stella Artois promoting Water.org for developing countries.
12. Lots of other ads went the emotional route without getting any backlash. The very first commercial was a really good Toyota ad about Lauren Woolstencroft . . . she's a skier who's won eight Paralympic gold medals. The trick is to get your message in while saluting someone else, and not taking center stage.
13. Other commercials were more heavy-handed with the politics. Like the Coke ad where there's a Coke for every single kind of person. And the T-Mobile one, with all the babies of different races and ethnicities.
That's the one with the voiceover from Kerry Washington that said, "You'll love who you want. You'll demand fair and equal pay. You will not allow where you come from to dictate where you’re going." Sure, it's political, but . . . babies.
14. The biggest movie trailer was for "Solo: A Star Wars Story", which comes out May 25th. It may have been the only commercial during the game that WASN'T online weeks before the broadcast. So it was a surprise.
Especially since all the news about the movie over the past year has been about how it might be a trainwreck. But we have a bad feeling the trailer won't end the rumors, or heal the divide among "Star Wars" nerds over the recent movies.
15. Oh, remember the Skittles gimmick, where they only showed their ad to ONE person . . . a teenager in California? They showed his reaction online, but it wasn't funny or interesting. Basically, David Schwimmer turned people into bags of skittles.
You see his reaction six and a half minutes in, and he describes it 12 minutes in.