A Car Thief Tries to Tell the Cops He's Matthew McConaughey...

posted by Scott and Sadie - 

We guess if you get caught red-handed committing a crime, you've got to throw out SOME excuse . . . even if it's THIS terrible.

 

The cops in Georges Township, Pennsylvania caught a 46-year-old guy named Troy Miller trying to steal a car on Sunday.

 

And when they asked him for ID, he wouldn't give it up . . . because he told them he was Matthew McConaughey.

 

But Troy doesn't look anything like Matthew McConaughey.

 

So he was arrested for attempted car theft, providing false identification, and prowling. 

 

(New York Daily News

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