This guy REALLY didn't think through his master jailbreak plan.
A 22-year-old guy named Marc Schwartz from Forestville, California had a four-day jail sentence last week for a DUI. He was locked up on Thursday and set to be released on Sunday.
But apparently, even THAT much time on the inside was too much. So on Friday night . . . two days into his four-day sentence . . . he escaped.
Marc ran through the yard . . . scaled a fence with coils of RAZOR WIRE on top . . . cut himself up pretty badly . . . and then dropped down to sweet, bloody freedom.
But . . . he was caught less than six hours later in a creek.
The cops took him to the hospital for his razor wire injuries, and then they took him to a more secure jail.
And now he's looking at a charge of felony escape. . . which could get him up to ONE YEAR in prison. But hey, that's 182 chances to escape based on his math.