We are always a little mystified by Americans who lose their marbles over royal weddings. But hey, to each their own. However . . . if THIS is your bag, you've gone too far:
The wedding of PRINCE HARRY and MEGHAN MARKLE is going to be shown in 200 theaters around the country on Saturday, May 19th at 10:00 A.M. wherever you are.
The wedding starts at noon London time, which is five hours ahead of the Eastern time zone in the U.S.
As far as star power, we can probably expect to see Meghan's buddy, actress PRIYANKA CHOPRA from "Quantico", as well as Meghan's co-stars from the TV series "Suits".
SERENA WILLIAMS is also good friends with Meghan, so she's likely to be there. ELTON JOHN is also expected, plus British singers JOSS STONE and ELLIE GOULDING.
There have been rumors that the SPICE GIRLS will perform, but all we know for sure is that they're invited. Performance or not, VICTORIA BECKHAM will probably be there with her husband DAVID.
To find the nearest theater running this chaos, hit up FathomEvents.com.
Seriously though . . . would you be willing to sit in a theater and pay money to watch a royal wedding? After you probably just watched it on TV for free?