Just a little south of Colorado, A New Mexico man was pulled over for a traffic violation, but found himself in deep do-do when he pulled a baggy full of diamonds out of his rear end.
According to The AP, Eusebio Padilla was stopped for driving a motorcycle without a license plate, but then an officer observed him removing 44 small diamonds from his backside.
Padilla admitted the stones, which he got from his uncle, were likely stolen, and he planned to trade them for drugs.
Hope they wash them real good before they put them on someone's ring!