Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the woman who got naked and made her stomach talk at the laundromat.
May 29th,11:15 a.m.: Police responded to a laundromat in the 1600 block of 8th Avenue for a report of a woman who removed all of her clothing and was scaring customers by talking to them with her stomach.
All I can think of is the movie, "White Chick"...