By now you've probably heard about the giant boulder that destroyed part of Highway 145, between Cortez and Telluride, Colorado on Memorial Day weekend...
Officials decided not to blow up the rock, and instead to rebuild the highway around it to save money. They also named it Memorial Rock, since it got where it's at during Memorial Day weekend.
But the Denver Post decided to find out what the people of Colorado would have named it, had they been asked. And after 900 votes, "Rocky McRocker Face" was the winner with 32 percent of the vote.
...And this is why we should never allow the internet to pick anything ever again!