I feel like deep down, this woman knew discounts just don't work like this . . . but God bless her attempt at twisted logic.
A woman went into a Walmart in Wichita Falls, Texas last week, picked up a cake at the bakery, and ATE half of it as she walked around the store.
Then when she got to the register, she said she wasn't going to pay full price for the cake . . . since half of it was missing.
She refused to pay more than half price for the half of the cake . . . even though the other half was in her stomach. And the store wound up calling the cops.
The woman wasn't arrested, but she did get banned from the store.
It's already been quite a year for Walmarts in Wichita Falls, Texas.
Back in January, in a different store in the city, a woman was banned for driving her motorized shopping cart around the parking lot for hours while she drank wine out of a Pringles can.