Rookie Minnesota Vikings center Garrett Bradbury has a really sweaty butt.
We know this because quarterback Kirk Cousins, the one man who must put his hands on or near Bradbury's butt several times a day, told the media about the rook's perspiring posterior on Wednesday at training camp. "He promises that it’s not a problem in games, and it remains to be seen because his shorts today were soaked," said Cousins, who adds that Bradbury's claim will be put to the test during Minnesota's first preseason game on Friday. "But apparently, you know, when they keep those domes air-conditioned and you get a break on the bench and you sit with the cooling fans, I’m hoping that really helps. So that’s a big thing I’m gonna take away from Friday night, is how tough was it to grip the ball after he snaps it to me."
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