Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of a woman who took her pants down at the store and then proceeded to run into the glass door and knock herself out...
Jan. 12th, 11:45 p.m.: Police responded to a store in the 900 block of 8th Avenue for a report of an intoxicated woman who pulled down her pants and knocked herself out running into the business’ glass door.