Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of a woman who called the cops on a fellow nursing home patient because she threatened violence in a fight over a table...
Jan. 28, 11 a.m.: A caller at a nursing home in the 800 block of 27th Avenue reported she was in an argument with another female resident about a table and was threatened with violence. The caller switched roommates.