Here's what happens when an insane inventor hears someone make the joke, "Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
There's a company called Shreddies that makes, quote, "flatulence filtering underwear." They use a carbon lining to make other products too, like jeans and pajamas, and it absorbs the smell of your gas and keeps it from stinking up a room.
But what happens if you want to wear some OTHER underwear or pants but you still want to keep your flatulence from causing a scene?
Well, they just released a new product called the Carbonana. That's a mix of the words "carbon" and "banana" . . . and it's pretty fitting.
Because the Carbonana looks just like a banana . . . and you slide it into your underwear between your butt cheeks. Then it eats the smell of any gas you pass. And if you're curious, it's covered in a washable fabric.
You can buy one for $25 plus $7 for shipping on the Shreddies website.
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