Call me naïve, but I never knew you could rent a doomsday shelter... You can, and there's one right here in Colorado!
Fortitude Ranch in the Colorado Springs area is stockpiled with food, semi-automatic weapons and designated bunkers. A brochure for the shelter says "“a survival community equipped to survive any type of disaster and long term loss of law and order,” and its location is a secret to those who aren’t members.
It costs about $1,000 a year to join Fortitude Ranch.