Here is Thursday's Life Court...
Scott and Sadie,
My mom got me a bidet for Christmas and it changed my life. So for Valentine's Day, I decided to do something more creative than flowers and chocolate and got my girlfriend a bidet. I even installed it for her.
I legitimately thought she'd love it, but she was pissed the second she realized that a bidet was seriously her Valentine's Day present. She said nothing about it is romantic and that it insinuates that I think she is unclean.
Look, my girlfriend is meticulous and always looks great! You can't be a Valentine's Day jerk if you had good intentions, right?
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