Here's the humpday Life Court...
Scott and Sadie,
So I met this guy on Tinder and for about two weeks, I had a pretty great time - a few dinners - a few drinks - a few hook-ups. Really, it's the most fun I've had since this damn pandemic began.
But the dude was getting a little too into me. Texting a little too much and putting off this vibe that he wants a relationship. So I stopped returning his texts - I'm going for the ghost - but the guy won't stop. He kept texting things like, "you okay?" And "you seem a little too quiet today.
Look - I don't want to bust the guy up and hurt his feelings - I just want him to be gone. He starts texting me about getting together again and I texted...
"WHO IS THIS?!"
He wrote back, "what do you mean?"
I sent "WHO IS THIS?! TELL ME NOW, DAMNIT!"
"It's Daniel, why, what's going on?"
So I texted "Well, Daniel, this is Emma's boyfriend. DO NOT TEXT HER AGAIN!"
He wrote back, "I'm sorry, I didn't know she had a boyfriend" and I haven't heard from him in almost two weeks.
I told a couple of girlfriends about this new trick I discovered and they think I'm cruel and some sort of psychotic hose beast. So in Life Court, maybe your listeners will chime in: Genius? Chicken? Tramp?
Okay, then. What's your advice for Anonymous in Scott and Sadie's Life Court?