Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the guy who called the cops because his wife was crying watching a TV show.
Aug. 28th, 12:30 p.m.: Police received a call from the 100 block of 20th Street. The caller said his wife was crying because of a TV show.
There are a lot of things to do when your wife cries after watching TV, none of which include calling 911!! Plus, what is on TV at 12:30 in the afternoon that would make you cry... "Days of Our Lives?" Come on!!!