Some of the scummiest people on this earth are those who wait for UPS or whoever to drop off packages on people's porches, and then go steal them. We call them porch pirates, and there is a guy in Denver who has a great idea to get back at them.
Tom Busler was on 9News last night talking about how he had been the victim of porch pirates, so he looked to his friends for advice to stop them. Someone suggested he take his kid's dirty diapers, put them in empty boxes and leave them on his porch so that the thieves would get a "smelly" surprise.
The only problem is he was on the news last night, and so was his house, so the pirates now know where not to steal from... Still a genius idea that will work really well with all that dog poop sitting in my backyard right now.