We celebrated my son, Quinntyn's 7th birthday at a bowling alley in Greeley yesterday, and the little hair I had left has fallen out due to the stress those two hours caused.
Until this year, parents always stayed with their kids at the parties we had thrown, but seven must be the age where you leave your kids at a party alone.
In the two hours we were there we had kids smashing their fingers with bowling balls, crawling on top of arcade machines, playing with toilets, and getting lost among the other 200 people in the bowling alley at the time.
Thankfully there were no broken bones or lost kids when it was all said and done, but I don't know I can ever do that again.
This brings me to my brilliant business idea... Someone you hire to essentially babysit all these crazy kids at birthday parties. They make sure they don't get into trouble and take the blame for all lost and hurt kids.
Feel free to steal this idea, but don't forget me when you get rich!