Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the person who mistook the Taco Bell wrapper for a human tongue.
Nov. 26th, 12 a.m.: Police received a call from the 4300 block of 7th Street. The caller reported seeing a bag that "looks like it had a human tongue in it." When police investigated the incident, they noted it was "not a tongue" and noted it was a wad of paper "closely resembling a Taco Bell wrapper."
Have you ever seen a tongue that even comes close to resembling a Taco Bell wrapper? I haven't!!