A 70-Year-Old Man Got His "Personal Body Part" Stuck in a Park Bench

posted by Shawn Patrick - 

I am 31-years-old, and I am seeing the effects of aging for the first time ever. My hair has all but fallen out, my gut sticks way further out, and it takes three days to get over a hangover. And this is what I have to look forward to?! 

When you hit a certain age, GRAVITY does some rough things to the parts of your body that hang, swing, and dangle.  

On Saturday afternoon, firefighters in Los Angeles rushed to a park after they got a call from a 70-year-old man who'd gotten a, quote, "personal body part" stuck between the slats of a park bench.

There's no word on how they were exposed enough to drop through the bench, but we do know the firefighters managed to get him free and take him to the hospital.

Getting old is the worst!! 

Shawn Patrick

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