A Dude Broke Into An Apartment and Only Stole Jorts!

posted by Shawn Patrick - 

This guy is going to have to walk around for the rest of his life knowing he went to jail over JORTS.

If you don't know what jorts are, you really need to start visiting Urban Dictionary more... They are jean shorts, and they are about as bad for your fashion as Crocs... 

The 31-year-old guy from Raleigh, North Carolina broke into his female neighbor's apartment while she was sleeping over the weekend, and he stole ONE thing:  A pair of jean shorts.

No idea why he did this, but I do know that he's now facing a felony charge for first-degree burglary, and he's in jail right now on a $50,000 bond . . . all over a single pair of jorts!! 

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