Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the lady who ‘accidentally’ steals, pawns her sister’s Xbox.
July 12th, 1:45 p.m.: Police responded to the 1300 block of 60th Avenue for a report of a woman who "accidentally" stole her sister's Xbox and pawned it.
If this lady happens to see this, let me offer some advise... Instead of turning yourself in for your "accidental" crime, why don't you go get the Xbox back from the pawn shop, give it back your sister, and apologize for "accidentally" stealing it. Everybody will be happy and the cops can focus on real issues... Cool?