Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the person who actually called the cops on cows for mooing.
July 15th, 8:15 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 5900 block of 23rd Street for a report of cows mooing excessively.
Never did I think I'd see the day that someone took the time to dial 911 on a cow for doing what cows do... But welcome to 2018, my friend!