Once a week or so, my hometown newspaper, the Greeley Tribune, puts together what they call their Cop Log. Basically they compile the weirdest stuff that the cops encounter over the last month or so in Greeley and Evans, and print it for the world to see. Today, it's the story of the person who actually called the cops on some goats for playing at a dog park.
July 23rd, 6:30 p.m.: Police and Weld County deputies responded the 5200 block of F Street for a report of three mischievous goats that escaped their pen to go play at Rover Run Dog Park.
To my knowledge a goat has never hurt anyone, so who cares if the goats want to play at the dog park. As a matter of fact, hearing about this makes me sad I wasn't there to see it. Maybe they could have goats at the dog park more often, and more people would come just to watch... Poor fellas!