Burger King Has Moved On From Black Buns and Onto Green Ones

Burger King has no regard for what it's crazy colored food items do to your bowels. It previously made a Whopper on a black bun, which turned everyone's poop neon green. Then this year it released the jet black slush drink called the Frozen Fanta Scary Black Cherry, and I hear it also does some odd things to your backside. Now this... 

They've introduced the Nightmare King... A quarter-pound of beef under a crispy chicken fillet, bacon, cheese, mayo, and onions. All of it on a glazed sesame seed bun that is nuclear green!! 

My mama always told me not to eat green bread, and I think I will heed that advice in this case! 

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